How Dry is It?

A sweet little older lady from church sent me this email. Pretty funny!

Just how dry and hot is it in Texas?

A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen. 

A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. 

In Lake Palestine , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it! 

But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog. 

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, 

the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving
out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back
into water. 

Now THAT's Dry!

And we are still praying for rain! :)